I'm Raine. The 'e' is silent. 
Reblogged from collinscolossalcock
But Ossian didn’t have a coherent story to tell.
“And the number of children your generation has, or will have, appears to be fewer on average, although only the future can reveal the actual trend.”
This is hilarious because it’s from the introduction to the Population chapter in my Human Geography textbook.
“He forgot he didn’t know what to do.”
Accurate.
Nearest book to me is a phone book…
“It was mostly notable for it’s incoherence and the most terrible performance of Jack Nicholson’s career”
Well that is eerily specific
Above me Orchid’s body heaved with sobs as she tried to catch her breath
“As is common for all digests, the editors abstract cases under many different topics.” So my sex life consists of dry, legal texts and case abstracts. Fun.
“Those are the main facts of the case as they came out before the coroner and at the police-court.”
So sex is gonna kill me?
Great. I’ll stick to my abstinence.
(Source: loveclaire)
